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May. 20th, 2004 @ 03:17 pm A little silliness from school
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This is a list of some funny stuff I snuck into my international relations homework assignments (still got an A in the course). I suspected he didn't read it very closely, so I tried to sneak a Star Wars quote into each assignment.

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Nov. 17th, 2003 @ 12:56 pm The World Rally Championship....
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... will not be decided by me (too late, Petter Solberg won Rally of Wales anyway.) But, for any TJ alum, heck, even current TJ students looking for something incredibly insane to do the day after thanksgiving, me and Duckboy got ya covered.

The Brodie Bruce Memorial Mall Rally Race.

Time/Place: Meet November 28th (that's the Friday after Thanksgiving) at 11:30 AM, in the TJ Parking Lot. The race itself will start at 12--high noon.

Teams: You can drive solo, or you can form teams of 2 or 3 people. No monsterous or multi-car teams, though.

The Goal: From TJ, you'll have to stop at 5 malls--Tysons 1, Tysons 2, Fair Oaks, Springfield, and Dulles Town Center. Once you've done that, go to Reston Town Center, where the organizers will be waiting for the winner. Details will be provided at the event itself.

Rules: First, don't do anything stupid. Second, if you get stopped by The Man, the organizers will have never heard of you, and you get an automatic DQ--so don't do anything stupid.

Prizes: First prize gets bragging rights, glory, and a small trophy. (It's the first year--give us a break.)

Let me emphasize... the trophy will be worth ten bucks, tops. If you intend to compete, do no, I repeat, do not do stupid things at extraneous velocity that will get you arrested. This is designed to be a challenge of navigation skills and knowledge of local traffic patterns, NOT whether or not you can hit triple digits.

Are you a true NOVA nav wizard, or just a newb? Step up to the challenge. Leave a comment if you're coming.
Nov. 13th, 2003 @ 10:41 am Absolutely shameless
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The Masqueraders, the United States Naval Academy's oldest extra-curricular activity, is putting on the play "Chaucer in Rome" by John Guare. It is going up November 14, 15, 21, and 22, and 8:00 p.m. Tickets are ten dollars at the door.

I'm a techie for this one. It'll be a great show, a very interesting play about an artist who learns he cannot paint anymore or he will get cancer. However, his new medium might be more destructive than he realized. This is an extreme oversimplication of the plot. Come see it.
Oct. 30th, 2003 @ 10:15 pm Bancroft Hall-Oween
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Halloween was awesome this year. Me and a buddy from 17 put together a nice Blues Brothers getup. Got mucho candy. Some pretty good costumes this year: a Duffman, a Trogdor, a couple Strong Bads, a Homestar, one really excellent Jack Sparrow, another set of Blues Brothers, and your usual assortment of Ninja Turtles, Party Boys, cops, and what have you. My buddy from the drinking incident got his black N sweater, and a bunch of the guys in-company did The Dukes of Hazzard, including making a General Lee. And for a few hours, this place felt like a real college...
Oct. 19th, 2003 @ 05:56 pm The Fast and the Understeer
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Friday Matt came up and we went to see Kill Bill. What can I say about Kill Bill? It was a Quentin Tarantino flick. That sums it up pretty nicely. Cool, but weird with a sick sense of humor. There was much chop-saki.

Friday night, I watched my friend Dave Wrigley get off restriction for this summer's commissioning week incident. I think I described the tradition of sliding once before in this journal. Well, I got to see it again. Afterwards, I went with him as he smoked his celebratory cigar. (I ate a Milky Way instead of smoking.)

Saturday I had duty, but I did manage to get out to fly my friend's gas powered RC airplane, which was cool. First airplane I've ever flown that was not inherently stable. It was noticeably harder than flying my Wingo. It was also a bit faster, and it was easier to get disoriented, because the airplane was all blue on the wings and empennage and mere aluminum sticks for the fuselage.

And today... I participated in my first Solo II event. I had a ride-along with an experienced driver for my first two runs, which was helpful, but I really remembered the course pretty well. However, I think I only hit about one apex correctly the whole day. The final numbers did not scare the leaders of the class, to be sure, but I dropped my time every run, and I did not have any cones hit or off-courses. I did get one rerun because of some kind of problem with the timing equipment. My last run started out the sweetest, and I probably could have lost two or three seconds over the previous run if I hadn't cooked the second half of the course. Got to remember to brake big time before slaloms.

After my runs, I went out to be a worker on the course. Even that was fun. I met a couple good guys, and we shot the shit about racing, cars, etc. We were in a corner that only had a few people hitting cones and such, but we had a nice view of the biggest problem corner, which was entertaining. Some of the workers out there really need to learn a sense of urgency, though. You've got to get the course reset so the next car can get through without a rerun.

Anyway, pretty cool stuff.
Sep. 28th, 2003 @ 05:02 pm L'shana tova
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Well, I got to celebrate the Jewish new year this weekend. Friday night there was a nice dinner in the Chesapeke room, which included matzoh ball soup (it's not Passover, but I didn't care). Then services in Mahan. Saturday I met my folks at services, then we went to eat at Texas Steakhouse. The wait-staff was exhausted because everyone had been coming to the restaurant while their power got fixed. Then I went to have dinner with my sponsor family, which was pretty nice, all in all.

Happy New Year.

Oh, and my dad also told me about an interesting Jay Leno interview. He is one of the world's foremost automotive aficinados, and he was interviewing Rosie O'donnell. Apparently, the first car she ever fell in love with was the AMC Gremlin, and she is the current owner of a Pontiac Aztek.

And that is hilarious. Owning a Pontiac Aztek is like being thrown into the ninth circle of automotive hell.
Aug. 9th, 2003 @ 11:10 pm Da Beach
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I spent this past week with Nali and her family at the beach. It was a lot of fun. Her family is appropriately crazy and fun. I ate well, did a lot of boogie-boarding, and bought a tacky Hawaiian shirt for ten bucks. It was nice to spend so much time with Nali, considering our usual feast/famine cycle of seeing each other.

I also spent a good solid week with all of my sport compact/import/tuner magazines, and I had the sudden realization that I can't wait to spend a lot of money on a new, bitchin' car. But, in the meanwhile, it was nice to get back into my Honda and do some of my own driving today. And right now I'm watching the Sports Car Club of America's Pro GT class race... Audis, BMWs, Porsches, and Corvettes duking it out on an awesome road course... why does America have to be obsessed with the shittiest, most boring racing on the planet (i.e., NASCAR, NAS-fucking-CAR?) "Hey, lookit me, I can turn left!"
Jul. 8th, 2003 @ 04:04 pm (no subject)
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Hey, any of you TJ cats know Andrew Bosworth, class of 2003? He's in my squad.
Jul. 6th, 2003 @ 11:21 pm Birthday
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"Give me a fast ship and a good crew, for I intend to sail into harm's way."

Happy birthday, John Paul Jones.
May. 14th, 2003 @ 10:17 am (no subject)
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I'm going to turn my computer in very shortly (ten minutes or so). So, ljing will be much less frequent. Have a good summer.
Apr. 27th, 2003 @ 10:49 pm General Wingate
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I went with the Jewish Midshipman Club today to honor a British officer, General Lord Wingate. In the 1930's, he organized the Palmach, the commando precursor to today's Israeli Defense Force. He went on to help Ethiopia free itself from Mussolini, and was the driving force in the Burmese Theater against the Japanese. He died in a plane crash in 1944. The British government would not let him be buried in Israel, so the Jewish Veterans Association asked that he be buried at Arlington National Cemetary. This ceremony was in honor of his 100th birthday.

At the ceremony were the Israeli ambassador, a lot of Jewish veterans, a boy scout troop, two VMI cadets, and a British general, who is the liason to the United States for military affairs, plus the chaplain (rabbi) from Bethesda. We got to escort the speakers and sing the National Anthem. It was a very unique experience. My favorite speaker was the British general. If I were asked to describe how he spoke, I would have to simply say that it was a speech only a Brit could have made. Very reserved and respectful, except when he was putting in the very dry British humor. I have come to the definite conclusion that anyone who says that there is no such thing as a British sense of humor just isn't paying close enough attention. All in all, it was a great experience.

Also, I actually flew my Wingo today. Not test glide, not throw and control back into the ground, but FLEW. It scoots along just great. I must have been up for at least ten minutes. The secret, apparently, is just to properly break in your batteries by doing a trickle charge for about a day. Live and learn, I suppose.
Apr. 24th, 2003 @ 11:33 pm Young and can get away with it
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Last night I didn't get a huge amount of sleep. I mean, it was decent, but it wasn't a whole lot. Today, I did something I have never done before: I ran a half-marathon. My time was 1 hour, 52 minutes, 46 seconds. It was very interesting. Gorgeous day for a run, out around Hospital Point, across the Severn Bridge, through some pretty suburbs, and back.

Attempted to run for some positions in JMC, did not get elected. Enh.

Finally, finally, finally got my cruise information: it's a first block San Diego cruise on an amphib, just like I asked. Shweeeeeet :-D

Oh, and I expect to be in bed tonight by four... if I'm lucky. Might as well lose sleep after half-marathons while I'm young and can get away with it.
Apr. 21st, 2003 @ 08:10 pm At m'vina ivrit?
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Well, I've been suffering through kosher-for-Passover tv dinners for two meals a day since last Thursday (although the seder on Wednesdady was great). But, it is nice to get the extra unity with the rest of the Jewish community here by eating together. We also got welded together a bit more by going down to watch one of our own slide. What is sliding, you say? If you are punished with restriction, after your last restriction muster, you chuck your cover, have two buddies grab your arms, and you get pulled all the way down the p-way. We had a good five Jews or so watch him slide. Very powerful. Also, LCDR Segal, my western civ prof from last semester has been joining us for some of our meals, which is cool.

Not cool: Had a zone inspection tonight, an alpha plus an inspection of the company area in general.
Cool: Aero lab got postponed to Friday! wOOt! I get to sleep tonight.
Also Cool: Learning Hebrew from the Pimsleur quick and simple CD. My subject line means "Do you understand Hebrew?"
Apr. 16th, 2003 @ 10:08 pm La Grippe
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There's a flu bug getting passed around
And it's spreading like fire through the town.
There's a virus holing up inside us.
Everyone that I know is coming down.
There's an Asian influenza
Infecting us all by the score.
And it's turning into pneumonia
We must go out once more.
There's a fool moon howling at the night
And it's bark is much worse than it's bite.
So we must go out and dance around
Yes we must go out tonight.
So the doctors came on the evening train.
With their flasks and their caskets and vials.
Mass psychosis was the diagnosis
So we all cashed our checks and went wild.

- Squirrel Nut Zippers
Apr. 8th, 2003 @ 11:39 pm addendum
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Oh duh, I also ordered my class ring. 14k gold, blue topaz, medium finish. Bitchin' :-)
Apr. 8th, 2003 @ 11:23 pm Command presence
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Great weekend this weekend, saw Nali, went to Mary Washington's multicultural fair. It was cool, ate too much cotton candy and sno-cone. Steak dinner and Lord of the Rings on DVD.

Another bad idea is chili and buffalo wings. I was definitely feeling the aftereffects for a good 24 hours.

Had to pull a late one on Monday night to finish up an aero lab and prepare for an engineering analysis test. But, I feel much more relaxed now that that particular set of problems is dealt with.

So, at lunch today, we got a presentation from Gunny Santiago on command presence and drill. He had a couple funny ones in there, especially about suggested "exercises" to work on our voice... "I never did none of those. But, you could be sitting there at your table... MARCH! Hey, I'm just exercising my diaphragm." And, "If you have trouble opening up your mouth, come to my office, and I'll help you out. *fit of laughter* Get your frickin' mind out of the gutter." Very amusing.

Yesterday I did the treadmill and lifting. 30 mins on the treadmill, and did a lot of speed increasing throughout the run. I can feel my cardiovascular reserves starting to build up. Today I went for an outer with John Miller. John isn't in great shape, but he has much longer legs than I do. I was able to keep up with him for the first couple of miles. He got a good lead on me, but then I made a conscious effort to catch up with him. He saw me getting real close, so he kicked it up another notch. I couldn't match his new speed, but I still feel great about my second-effort. It was probably the most lucid that I have ever been during a run. Plus, we finished the outer in 35:56, a minute faster than the last outer I did.

Stronger every day.
Apr. 3rd, 2003 @ 09:25 pm 18th company Jew
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I performed a service tonight in my completely unofficial role as the 18th company Jew (of course, there is a Jewish second class, but the guy who needed a favor was in my class.) My buddy doing the one act plays comes into my room and asks if I can make some ten commandment tablets for him. He doesn't want the actual words, just some Hebrew looking stuff is fine. So, I did it, just wrote on the tablets he brought in. Inside, I managed to hide my full Hebrew name. And, for the tenth commandment, it simply states phonetically, "goyim can't read" (didn't have space to put in "hebrew").
Mar. 29th, 2003 @ 08:49 pm L to the Ibbo
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Today was an interesting day. I rolled out to do Saturday Morning Training with the plebes. Today was boat PT day. The plebes ran the boats from the Santee Basin all the way down to the far end of Hospital Point. I started as a roadguard, but I spent some time under the boat. Then, our hooyah motivated training officer had the plebes do sprints with the boats. I didn't really help with this. Then, the training officer wanted to motivate our slow boat crew, so he had them take the lead and started running up the big hill to the hospital, and around in circles through the mud. I stepped in after awhile to help that crew a little. Kinda sucked. Anyway, then they did some paddling, and ran the boats back. I stayed with one of the people on chit. We jogged very light back to the Santee Basin.

Then, myself and my roommate went to the mall. He was going with a very specific purpose in mind. He went and bought a new Gameboy Advance SP, and is showing it to everyone like a proud father. Very slick little machine. He also got Battlefield 1942. Verra nice.

After that, I looked out the window, saw the flags were kinda low... so I decided today was the day for my Wingo. With my roommate as witness, I went out to Hospital Point and flew the airplane. It was... not so much flying as power-assisted gliding, and barely that. I didn't have time to really peak my motor battery. So, she didn't climb. After three attempted takeoffs, I ripped the main gear off the airplane, and that was the end of my flying day. Still, it's only in two pieces, and they're two very-easy-to-repair pieces. Not bad for a first day out.
Mar. 21st, 2003 @ 05:49 pm Spring Break
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So, in all the hub-bub and excitement of whatever, I never did update and say what I did over spring break. So here y'ouze go.

Matt and I took off at about 0630 for the great land of New Jersey on Saturday. Being that there was no traffic, we got there within four hours, including a long break for lunch and gas. (The fact that I took no traffic to mean I could go 85 miles an hour probably helped that.) Enyhoo, we hop aboard the New Jersey Transit Authoritah train and head out. Came in on 34th street.

As we're walking towards Town Hall, I see a street musician playing saxophone. I toss my change into his instrument case. As I'm walking away, an old guy with a cane and a bottle in a brown bag bumps into me and drops the bottle. I say "sorry" and start walking away. He hangs out for a few seconds behind us, then starts shouting out, "Hey, mister!" I tell Matt to keep walking. Well, he moves pretty quick for a guy with a cane. He catches up with us, says "Howya doin? Nice sunglasses." He then asks if I could pay for the beer that I just broke and shows me the broken bottle. Now, Matt and I had heard a thud when the bottle hit the ground, not a crash. So, I say, "How much was it?" He says "Eight dollars." If he had just asked for a couple of bucks, I probably would have given it to him, but it was such an obvious hustle, I just walked away.

So that was a unique experience.

Anyway, we get to Town Hall and see the They Might Be Giants concert. Now, I did not know that this was going to be a kid's show, so I was a little disheartened to be surrounded by a bunch of rugrats. It didn't really matter once the show started. I just wish it had been longer than forty minutes. What parent would pay 50 bucks for them and their kid to see a show that the kid is probably too young to remember seeing anyway? I guess I'll understand if I ever have kids. (crap, that's a scary thought.)

After the show, I return to the Mecca of Pastrami, Katz's Deli on East Houston Street. Long story short, I ruined any other pastrami for Pascal *evil grin*.

Rest of the trip was your usual go-into-Red-Bank stuff. I did get some Offspring really cheap, which was cool.

Now, how did I spend the rest of my spring break? I didn't do much. Got in a lot of running. The 2*1 mile repeat is crucial. Wouldn't have passed my PRT if I hadn't worked on it.

Wednesday I went to the Air and Space Museum with my mother's boss's son, who was visiting from Israel. He used to be a maintainer on F-15's for the Israeli Air Force. He wanted to do Israel's equivalent of SpecWar, but his folks didn't want him to. Quiet guy.

Friday, I went in to TJ (after using the track for a run.) It's getting more and more surreal every time I go back. Don't know how much longer I'll really be able to do it. I'd say one more year, tops.

Other than that, saw Chicago with Nali (he ran into my knife... hye ran into my knife ten times...) and burned some gas with Pascal. Oh yes, also quaffed some ginseng with Rachel Metz at BadChinese. We were involved in a political discussion within about five minutes. Also got to see Drewsteve for a bit.

And that was break. Would've been better if I hadn't had the PRT hanging over my head.
Mar. 21st, 2003 @ 05:44 pm JSF
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(cross post from aviation

I had a very interesting brief a few weeks ago that I thought y'all might find interesting. I'm a midshipman at the United States Naval Academy. The nice folks at Lockheed Martin came over and gave a presentation about the brand new F-35,the Joint Strike Fighter. This aircraft is going to have som amazing capabilities.

The basics of the aircraft itself are excellent. The carrier landing version has about 1.5 times the wing area of a Super Hornet, which makes for easy landing. It has an unrefueled combat radius of 600 miles, which is further than even an F-14 with tanks. The aircraft's flight characteristics are so good that Lockheed was able to finish their test regimen on the Navy version with a pilot straight from the fleet.

Some of the numbers during test flying were amazing. They were in the air 27 out of the first 30 days after the first flight. This is a better sortie rate than a lot of currently operational aircraft, and this was supposed to be the tempermental first article.

She has eleven weapon stations, including four internal. The typical loadout for the first day of a war (enemy radar systems still operating) would be two AMRAAM's and two 2,000 pound bombs carried internally, a little extra punch over the F-117 but just as stealthy.

The Marine Corps version has a lifting fan to provide vertical lift. The tailpipe also swings downward. This system is a big part of why Lockheed beat out Boeing. Boeing recycled the old Harrier system. Lockheed's lifting fan pushes cool air down to the tarmac. They showed us a thermal image of a vertical landing. There is a dam of cool air in front of the intakes. That means that the engine won't ever ingest hot gasses and lose power. Also, because there are two streams of thrust, it is more stable.

Lastly, there's the cockpit. This cockpit is getting just about everything you could want. TV and infrared tracker, a helmet mounted display, a flat screen display that can be changed by touch or voice command, and something called DAS.
DAS is Distributed Aperture System. It is a series of infrared cameras mounted in the wing that provide 360 degree coverage. It will be put into the helmet display. No more night vision goggles. You can even look through your aircraft.

I am pretty impressed with what this machine will be able to do. I just hope I get to fly one.